I have just gone to see Doomsday at the cinema after a freind told me it was "yeh, quite good, sort of".
Now i don't know if this was even released outside Europe, and i can only pray that it wasn't and never will be, because it has single handedly torn the British film industry, which i love more than is healthy, to bloody, tattered shreds.
This movie is nothing but a collection of mindless cliches, tired gimmicks and awful characters glued together with some sort of metaphorical cement made from even-more-metaphorical crap and solid evil.
It makes no sense, it is not funny, it is not thought provoking, it will create no emotion other than mind-nubbing boredom in its audience and i urge each and every one of you to avoide paying ANY money to see this film.
Download it, watch it on your mate's mobile, distract the assistants at your local video store while your hired ninjas sneak into the store room, ANYTHING! just please make sure that not one penny reaches the pockets of the demonic morons who made this film.
The worst part is that this director made two fantastic movies before (Dog Soldiers, The Descent) but presumably at some point suffered a catastrophic brain lesion which permanently destroyed the parts of the brain labelled "how to hire scriptwriters who are not retarded" and "taking pride in your own creations".
Basically it's shit
/endrant
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